Comedy Genre Insults

The following list of comedy movie insults are fully searchable. If you are searching for a specific insult or actor, enter that into the search bar to the right.  These comedy movie insults are the top insults and will be updated on a regular basis.


Other Insults

  • You look like an old mop!
  • I’ve seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial.
  • He’s my brother but he’s a FUCKING ASSHOLE!!
  • This is the first time I’ve seen you look ugly, and that makes me happy!
  • Catch you on the flip side, motherfucker!!
  • You’re a little cunt!
  • The TSA are gonna rip his ass apart.

Harold & Kumar goto White Castle (For a full list of insults refer to Harold & Kumar Insult List)

Kal Penn

  • Homooooo!
  • You vagina mc gine steen!
  • They are Extreme Assholes!

John Cho

  • Fuckin Assholes!

Other Insults

  • Oh look, its the brother mc fags!
  • Move you FUCKIN Twat!
  • Move Cocksucker!

Snatch (For a full list of insults refer to Snatch Insult List)

Brad Pitt

  • You thick lump!
  • Ya fat fucker!

Vinnie Jones

  • You’re obviously the big dick!
  • You bought your 2 little mincey faggot balls with you!

Jason Statham

  • Boris the sneaky fuckin Russian!
  • You run out of pants to sniff?

Alan Ford

  • Pull your tongue out my arsehole!
  • You’re a ruthless little cunt aren’tcha!
  • Who the fucks talkin to you boy!
  • He’s a useless shite, that boy!

Other Insults

  • Who took the jam out of your donut?
  • Drop the gun fat boy!
  • Oi fuckface, whos speaking to you?



Will Ferrell

  • You’re a big, fat, curly headed fuck!
  • You geriatric fuck!
  • Who’s the retard?
  • I’ll drop that motherfucker!
  • Holy Santa Claus Shit!
  • Sprechan sie dick!
  • I will kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardock!

John C. Reilly

  • I just want you to know, I hate you!
  • Fuck you!

Other Insults

  • Shut the fuck up!
  • You jagaloons! You’re Failures!
  • Brennan has a man-gina!

Superbad (For a full list of insults refer to Superbad Insult List)

Jonah Hill

  • Don’t be such a Vagine!
  • Fuckin Judist!
  • That guys the fucking an-ti poon!

Michael Cera

  • You look like Aladdin!

Christopher Mintz-Plasse

  • What are you guys doing tonight? Asshole!
  • Listen up ass face!
  • Killing me won’t get you alcohol jerk-off!

Other Insults

  • You fuckin faggot friend!
  • Fuckin Pussaaay!
  • Hey Pussy!


Steve Lemme (Mac)

  • Don’t be a wuss, bite it!
  • You are being a complete and total fuckhead!

Keven Heffernan (Farva)

  • Licence and Registration, Chicken Fucker!!
  • Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?
  • Give me my fuckin cola before I break VOUS FUCKIN LIP!
  • I got you good you fucker!!
  • Damnit you burger punk, you son of a bitch!!
  • Sing it again rookie biaaaatch!

Brian Cox (Captain O’Hagen)

  • You sick motherfucker!

Other Insults

  • Bear Fucker!!
  • Freeze motherfucker!
  • Hey douche bag!