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- You look like an old mop!
- I’ve seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial.
- He’s my brother but he’s a FUCKING ASSHOLE!!
- This is the first time I’ve seen you look ugly, and that makes me happy!
- Catch you on the flip side, motherfucker!!
- You’re a little cunt!
- The TSA are gonna rip his ass apart.
Harold & Kumar goto White Castle (For a full list of insults refer to Harold & Kumar Insult List)
- You vagina mc gine steen!
- They are Extreme Assholes!
- Fuckin Assholes!
- Oh look, its the brother mc fags!
- Move you FUCKIN Twat!
- Move Cocksucker!
Snatch (For a full list of insults refer to Snatch Insult List)
- You thick lump!
- Ya fat fucker!
- You’re obviously the big dick!
- You bought your 2 little mincey faggot balls with you!
- Boris the sneaky fuckin Russian!
- You run out of pants to sniff?
- Pull your tongue out my arsehole!
- You’re a ruthless little cunt aren’tcha!
- Who the fucks talkin to you boy!
- He’s a useless shite, that boy!
- Who took the jam out of your donut?
- Drop the gun fat boy!
- Oi fuckface, whos speaking to you?
- You’re a big, fat, curly headed fuck!
- You geriatric fuck!
- Who’s the retard?
- I’ll drop that motherfucker!
- Holy Santa Claus Shit!
- Sprechan sie dick!
- I will kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardock!
John C. Reilly
- I just want you to know, I hate you!
- Fuck you!
- Shut the fuck up!
- You jagaloons! You’re Failures!
- Brennan has a man-gina!
Superbad (For a full list of insults refer to Superbad Insult List)
- Don’t be such a Vagine!
- Fuckin Judist!
- That guys the fucking an-ti poon!
- You look like Aladdin!
- What are you guys doing tonight? Asshole!
- Listen up ass face!
- Killing me won’t get you alcohol jerk-off!
- You fuckin faggot friend!
- Fuckin Pussaaay!
- Hey Pussy!
Steve Lemme (Mac)
- Don’t be a wuss, bite it!
- You are being a complete and total fuckhead!
Keven Heffernan (Farva)
- Licence and Registration, Chicken Fucker!!
- Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?
- Give me my fuckin cola before I break VOUS FUCKIN LIP!
- I got you good you fucker!!
- Damnit you burger punk, you son of a bitch!!
- Sing it again rookie biaaaatch!
Brian Cox (Captain O’Hagen)
- You sick motherfucker!
- Bear Fucker!!
- Freeze motherfucker!
- Hey douche bag!