Family Genre Insults

The following list of family movie insults are fully searchable. If you are searching for a specific insult or actor, enter that into the search bar to the right.  These family movie insults are the top insults and will be updated on a regular basis.

Family Movie Insults

E.T.

Henry Thomas

  • Penis Breath!
  • You’re fat!!
  • You little twerp!
  • You’re so immature!
  • 35 pounds? You’re fat!

K.C. Mertel

  • You wimp!

C. Thomas Howell

  • Douche bag!!

Other Insults

  • Son of a bitch!!
  • Shut up.
  • Is he a pig? He sure eats like one.

Shrek 1,2,3 and 4 (For a full list of insults refer to Shrek Insult List)

Mike Myers

  • You dense, irritating, miniature beast of a burden!

Eddie Murphy

  • Where is the fire-breathin’ pain in the neck?
  • You are ugly!

Other Insults

  • You’re a monster!
  • Hmm, you still look like an ass to me!